maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
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