I don't remember. Are we still dating?
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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