It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
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