i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
I think a kid would responsible me up
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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