i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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