she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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