No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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