butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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