I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
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