Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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