I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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