what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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