I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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