it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
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