Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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