when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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