goodnight i made you a song goodbye
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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