dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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