What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
I love you. Go after that dick
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
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