Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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