Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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