yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
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