Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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