Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
this morning i woke up under the kitchen table. i went to my room and there was an inflatable whale in my bed with a banana duct taped to where its penis should be. there were trails of cheez-its around my apartment and i found $67 in the crotch of my underwear. im guessing i had a very happy birthday.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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