I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
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