Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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