She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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