We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
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