Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
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