At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
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