Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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