haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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