why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
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