Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
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