I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
I have post one night stand depression
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