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Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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