the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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