am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
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