I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
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