So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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