haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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