Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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