i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I've blown a few things in my day
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
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