It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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