So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
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