whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
someone owes me an orgasm
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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