Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
Holy sore nipples Batman
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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