Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
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