Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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