My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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