So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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