Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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