Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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