It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I just sucked dick on a ferry
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
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