ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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