i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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