North Korea, Best Korea!
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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